I'm outta here........

not going anywere.......just a little staycation of sorts. Was supposed to go to DisneyLand...but that ain't happening after all. There will be another time, it's all good, peeps.

I'll have the next 4 days off and I'm soooooooooooooo excited for it. Taking the kiddos to the beach, bbq'ing and taking random Shadesward pics. You know, regular everyday stuffs.

So have a En Fuego fourth and becareful not to BLOW your hand up while lighting those dang fireworks! Just sayin!

There is a Starbucks in the hospital that I work at and they are giving out free itunes downloads. It is called their Pick of the Week availiable every Tuesday! Dave Matthews this week.........just spreading the lurve!

peace.love. and everythang.

be safe.

cp

TwiSwagga

Met up with the fantastic woman who dazzled up the blogdigity all Twicrazy. We met up in Monterey this weekend. Miss Lisa was all cute as usual with her two kiddos in tow. Pizza was eaten, shopping was done and then we hit Hot Topic up. Lisa was there to look for a new belly ring (me too, um not.) and I was there to check out the Twilight merch. The Daveward was with us and he totally killed my Twilight slash Hot Topic moment. I mean the dude wouldn't even take a pic holding the Edward Body Glitter, believe me I tried. I did manage to get a few shots of the new Twi-Swag that is not readily availiable at my local HT which btw, is the size of a shoebox.

Henceforth, Behold the Twiswag:

This could be my new makeup travel case, or purse ok maybe not. I'm still "in the twi-closet to the rest of the world and that might give me up, donchathink?

Busted out Shadesward for this pic........Team Edward FOSHIZZILE! Hey that would be a cute slogan. When I took him out of my Juicy Couture, the look on David's face was priceless. He looked at me like i was certifiable. He says "Oh My GOD Christina, you did not bring that with you!" Um, yeah I did and what? Rolls eyes and exits store. Yeah, you go to PAC SUN, that is where you belong anyway. lol There were more shirts.....that even the XL won't even fit since they make clothes for twigs. XL in Hot Topic is um, a Small maybe a medium on a good day.

Total sidenote: at this very moment two visitors at the hospital that I work at are practically humping eachother, get a friggen room people!...Ew. Ok, back to my post.

I have no idea if the HT people saw me with my camera, I acted like I was texting but really I was taking pics of the stuffs. HA! I am super sly and quick like. Ninja like qualities, fo sho.

Found a little peaceful garden area at the Mall (it is an outside mall called Del Monte Center, very hoity toity) and Shades was happy to pose all angsty for me.

Hello, I'm Shadesward Cullen, I like to kick it in trees. I can so hear his voice saying that as was typing that. Which, officially makes me crazy.

Shades was taking in the scenery and thinking of his beloved, Bella christina. BTW, Bella is still in her package. I can't believe I have been able to resist the guttermind in me to put them in compromising positions. Whoooooooot!

Then................

two thugs (aka Jaden and Tristan...very Gangsta names) came by to harrass Shadesward. These two little dudes don't understand the power that Shadesward possesess. Shadesward growled at them a little and then outta nowhere, Gangsta Tristan's mother came by, swooped him out of the tree and did this............

You sick lady! We are no longer friends! Go back to Napa! J/K I heart her even more.

You can imagine the laughter that insued afterwards. Giggling like little girls and Daveward was disgusted by his wife and wife's wacko friend.

Good times.

Good times, indeed.

AND YES. I finally scrapbooked a page, but haven't scanned it yet. Will post soon AND no it's not a I love Edward page.

xoxo

cp

TV time with Shades Edward

This evening after breaking my back spot cleaning the rug in our living room, I wanted to take a well deserved break. Popped open a cold one diet Pepsi of course! and plopped myself on the couch. Then I thought, "Christina, why don't you break free action figure Edward Cullen out of his package?" Sure, instead of feeding your children, that is great idea Chris!

I looked high and low, for what seemed like forever, for a suitable pair of scissors all over the house (and I call myself a scrapbooker, pppft!) I busted him out of his plastic coffin. Then I got caught. DOH! My 5 1/2 year old son walks in on me. I felt like I was totally doing something I wasn't supposed to, so I hid Mini Edward behind me. Jaden says, "Mom, are you playing with your doll?" Oh for the love of sweet Jesus, a shame came over me. I suddenly was transported back to my childhood when I got caught behind the house with my friend smoking a cigarette while wearing high heels, when I was 12. go ahead and laugh. i would laugh if it was your story. I tell him "go to watch Sponge Bob!" not really. I lied and said that I wanted to see the Edward Action Figure out of the package, up close. Jaden gave me a weird look and then as he started to walk away said "it's not an action figure mom, it is a doll. He doesn't even have a gun." ROTFL.

I almost peed myself laughing.


Btw, Edward smelled like really bad plastic....the toxic kind. Um, as I recall from one of the books, Edward is supposed to smell like honey, something else and the sun. I really don't know what the Sun would smell like, Me thinks something like a burnt hot pocket....anywhoo, I busted out my camera phone and the pictures sucked, like whoah. Thankfully, I had previously asked Daveward to pick up my camera when he was visiting at my Sister's pad this past Sunday afternoon!! YESSSSSSSS!




He felt a little stupid, maybe even a little demasculated sitting in Jaden's SpiderMan fuzzy chair. Hey, it was that or Aubrey's Dora the Explorer toy car. Which is a sweet ride, btw.

Nothing was on tv, well, nothing that interested me so Shades E decided to take hit upon himself to do some channel surfing.....of course he knew how to use the ON Demand function on the Remote control. Why would you question that?


True Blood, good choice Shades Edward!

Now where can I get a six pack of True Blood type B (B for Bella of course!) ? Hmmmmm..........I wonder if Merlotte's does FedEx?

PS.

To all my, um all 9 of you, that read my blog, I assure you that I have not lost my mind. This is just super funny to me, don't amend you blog following of me! I promise that this blog will still contain scrapbooking information and projects.

Be Safe.

xoxox

cp